(Michelle) Bass! How Low Can You Go? etc.

In place of our normal programming, I'm sure you'd be disappointed in me if I didn't point you in the direction of Big Brother 5's topless mudwrestling scenes (LINK TOO MUCKY FOR WORK).

But if you're looking for something more cultural then Eureka! as Nicolas Roeg's elusive masterpiece (starring Gene Hackman, Rutger Hauer, Theresa Russell, Joe Pesci and Mickey Rourke) is finally available on Region 2 DVD.