[update] It's official: controversial ref Andy D'Urso DOES have a personality. Does this mean he'll be suing Patrick Vieira for slander? Not only that, but apparently, he's a Hammers fan. So lay off him in future, Arseblogger.

Though I do owe something of an apology to Arsenal fans everywhere, since I transferred Thierry Henry into my dream team last Saturday morning he's been playing like a donkey on Blackpool beach with Neil Ruddock's fat arse on his back. So your staggering three-match losing streak is all down to me, I'm afraid...