Up The Bracket star taken apart at the hinges.

Lord luv a duck! The Comedy Clash (aka The Libertines) just got funnier with Bobbie's recollections of college days with the band's chief chancer Pete Doherty. Here's an extract -

'It seems Peter Doherty, a guy who I knew from my days at college, has a new band - The Libertines. Except now he's Pete, not Peter. And instead of wearing his hair in a foppish, fey, Suede-esque way, he now seems to think he's Julian Casablancas. And instead of extolling the joys and virtues of smoking a pipe and trying very hard to turn himself into Oscar Wilde, he now seems more interested.'

He seems to have stopped brushing his teeth too, if the picture to your left is anything to go by. Never mind Pete, Peter (whatever) if people ever stop laughing at The Comedy Clash with your newly-cemented reputation as a 'ruthless, chameleon-like person who chews people up and spits them out' you might yet carve out a career as the next Damon Albarn...