Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting Over

If you do only ONE thing on the internet today then Dead Kenny insists that you exercise your democratic right by wiggling your lazybone hips over to The Art Of Noise where songs with associated dance moves are in the dock. The prosecution weighs in heavily with the not-so-subtle tactic of trying to redefine the question in hand, but your correspondent has offered the boogie wonderland of all defences. If only that bearded mass-murderer in the news at the moment had hired Dead Kenny he'd have secured a fair trial, in our Parallax View.

Nevertheless, we don't want to leave this momentous decision to Twelve Angry Music Bloggers, so join the conga and vote to preserve the innocence of yesteryear's mating rituals. Or else we'll push and shove you like a big bad-losing baby.