Pigs Will Fly

Shock news in today that Slipknot bassist Paul Gray has been arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of drink and drugs following a collision with another car in the band's home town of Des Moines, Iowa. Who'd have guessed? Those dang Slipknot boys always seemed such a clean cut crew and all.

It's possible that the pig-headed one might have been snorting more than swill from his trough as apparently 'police searching the car found two syringes, "a vial containing a powdery substance and a small baggie of marijuana" '.

'Baggie'?!!! Are you sure that's correct legal terminology, officer?