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Day 8 in the Big Brother hoose and things were starting to turn to shit. The housemates' new task may have them in Scouts uniform but it was more the brownies that they had in mind over the weekend.
It all kicked off with Fed providing Series 4's first gobsmacking moment by going into the Diary Room and asking the production girl voicing Big Brother whether he could see her 'take a shit'. First time he said it I was so shocked I admit I laughed - but when he kept on asking it became a bit creepy and inappropriate. If he's nominated for eviction this week he could find himself ...erm...dumped, and that would cause a splash.
Fed has since apologised after being told he could consider himself on turd strike and he was out. Maybe they should further punish him by taking away the big chair in the diary room and replacing it with something infinitely less comfortable - like a stool or something.
Following Fed's bum steer the girls could talk nothing but crap in their bedroom. No change there then, you might think, but get a load of this -
Steph - 'If I'm longing for one it just slips out dead naturally, without a bit of effort'
Tania - 'Oh no, I've got to give effort all the time'
Nush - 'I have to be primed and ready before I go'
Steph - 'this one just felt like I had razor blades shoved up my arse, it wasn't very pleasant'
Justine then rounded it off nicely with this attempt at Grade-Z stand-up 'can you remember in school there used to be like rice paper which would just slide up your arse? it wouldn't do anything'
If they lose this week's task their provisions budget will be so low they might find their memories jogged sooner than they thought.
(Big Bro transcript taken from Big Bro 4)
NB. There will be some non-Big Brother related material on here shortly. Honest.
On the other hand, if you've had the patience to read through this so far, you may be interested in this picture of Big Brother 4's Sissy in a topless shot from her art-school days (nsfw).
Day 8 in the Big Brother hoose and things were starting to turn to shit. The housemates' new task may have them in Scouts uniform but it was more the brownies that they had in mind over the weekend.
It all kicked off with Fed providing Series 4's first gobsmacking moment by going into the Diary Room and asking the production girl voicing Big Brother whether he could see her 'take a shit'. First time he said it I was so shocked I admit I laughed - but when he kept on asking it became a bit creepy and inappropriate. If he's nominated for eviction this week he could find himself ...erm...dumped, and that would cause a splash.
Fed has since apologised after being told he could consider himself on turd strike and he was out. Maybe they should further punish him by taking away the big chair in the diary room and replacing it with something infinitely less comfortable - like a stool or something.
Following Fed's bum steer the girls could talk nothing but crap in their bedroom. No change there then, you might think, but get a load of this -
Steph - 'If I'm longing for one it just slips out dead naturally, without a bit of effort'
Tania - 'Oh no, I've got to give effort all the time'
Nush - 'I have to be primed and ready before I go'
Steph - 'this one just felt like I had razor blades shoved up my arse, it wasn't very pleasant'
Justine then rounded it off nicely with this attempt at Grade-Z stand-up 'can you remember in school there used to be like rice paper which would just slide up your arse? it wouldn't do anything'
If they lose this week's task their provisions budget will be so low they might find their memories jogged sooner than they thought.
(Big Bro transcript taken from Big Bro 4)
NB. There will be some non-Big Brother related material on here shortly. Honest.
On the other hand, if you've had the patience to read through this so far, you may be interested in this picture of Big Brother 4's Sissy in a topless shot from her art-school days (nsfw).
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