Caption Competition

Even the gimpiest muppets get to take a vacation so even I can't begrudge lantern-jawed lothario Edward Sheringham Esq enjoying a bit of sunshine with his latest fashion accessory. After all, now that even the Tottscum have dispensed of his services, it's not like he's got a job to go to, is it?

But if he's gonna have his fun, then by the lord, so shall we. So take a look (left) at Teddy Boy's Bisto Kid gurning and buttock fondling double-whammy (pic taken from The Sun) and e-mail me an accompanying caption by this time next week. Those that are funny and/or interesting, particularly if they are gratuitously malicious to Big Ed or his former employers, will get printed here on Parallax View and earn my undying gratitude/linkylove. Arseblogger, I hope you realise I'm counting on you to save me from nil-entry embarrassment...