'If you're a guy and you're sort of immature, or if you're a girl and you're kind of stupid, or if you're a movie critic with no sense of humour and a skewed-in-a-bad-way sense of reality or if you're just generally sort of out of it and out of touch with every emotional nerve in your body, you should definitely go see this movie.'

OK, pop quiz, ladeez and gentlemen, which popular arthouse hit is Anja ripping to shreds in such a typically fearsome fashion? Go here to check out the answer. You might be surprised.

But seeing as I'm very definitely a 'sort of immature' 'guy' I'll be certainly buying a ticket anyway...(my body has emotional nerves? but...but...since when?!)