Yes, yes, yes! In an ever-changing world with an uncertain future, one blogger is prepared to stand up and be counted by being unafraid to raise the big question that should be currently troubling any right-minded person - who would win in a monster deathmatch between Fischerspooner's Emerge and FC Kahuna's Machines Say Yes?

I for one have been worrying about it all week. I don't want to choose, but I know I must...