It appears that many of my readers are incorrigible gossips, particularly those that find PV via Google. For the record, I'm sure any rumours about the late John Entwistle and a Vegas prostitute are completely unfounded. Unless you know any different of course, in which case you'd hardly be looking through the internet for verification, would you?

As for Coldplay's Chris Martin and Natalie Imbruglia, who knows? But sounds quite likely. Miss Imbrooglywoogly certainly seems to be catching on from her fellow Antipodean Kylie during her fallow mid-nineties period that if your records aren't charting that high, make sure you're seen out with someone whose are...