Winter Draws On, Girls

Yes indeed, the climate's changing, so maybe it's time for a pointed reminder to Britney Spears (pictured left, via SPLASH)?

More fashion faux-pas over on Soccer AM the other Saturday morning when 21-year-old Charlton Athletic fan Candice from Benfleet revealed on live TV that the one thing she has in common with Addicks boss Alan Curbishley is that she hasn't gone in for a Brazilian yet either. Pictorial and video evidence can be seen here (link not safe for work). Did no-one tell her that furry mascots on kids TV was so 1992? Almost as funny as Jamelia asking Iain Lee if he fancied drinking her piss on C4's breakfast show RI:SE TV recently. 'I'm not laughing, Kate' Iain advised his co-presenter (and Big Bruv 3 winner) Kate Lawler, 'I don't want to lose my job'.

Last week we linked to some vegan menus from Rilo Kiley's Jenny Lewis. This week, Nath (aka StevieNixed) instructs us on what we can do with our chicken fillets. Any other readers with useful tips for hot, quick, unusual and preferably cheap meals for the financially embarrassed wintertime send them to the usual address...

While we've got our fingers on the freaky trigger, did you know that they have got a sports blog as part of their expanding cadre? When Tom Ewing branches out into celebrity gossip and gratuitous links to semi-clad ladeez I know it'll be time to hang my blogging hat up for good.

Meanwhile, this week's Parallax View Single Of The Week is the utterly gorgeous Vapour Trail by Trespassers William. A slowcore cover of a shoegazing classic, it's the complete antipathy of whatever rock monstrosity the NME will be shovelling down our throats this week. Which is as good a reason as any to barricade yourself into your local megastore and demand that they stock some copies. After all, surely they should forgive those that trespassers against them?

Nighty-night!