A Wing And A Playa

It may have been one of the hottest British summers for a while but everyone's career seems to have been put in the shade by the Beyonce booty which is currently straddling single and album charts both sides of the Atlantic.

If that creates a career, uh, Dilemma for her Destiny's Child colleague Kelly Rowland I have come up with a new direction for her which will also solve my problem if threatened strikes scupper my upcoming BA flight to Stockholm.

After looking at the picture to the left (Stole from Radio 1) I've made a back-up plan of flying Kelly. It might take me a while to master the cockpit but I reckon I'll have fun trying. The only snag really is that there's nowhere on the Rowland bodywork that could possibly be described as non-smoking...

Oh, apart from the fact that Kelly informs me she Can't Stop but hey, what a way to go. No sleep 'til Stockholm then, as I get ready for Vertical Take Off...