More Myleene Klass! scream some of my readers on a regular basis. But in fact there are worrying developments on the Myleene Klass (ahem) front. In this month's FHM Myleene's legs appear to have disappeared into twigs and I don't think it's overzealous airbrushing because (whisper it) even her once-magnificent breasts look scrawny.

The cynic in me wonders whether some record exec twat has put her much-mooted solo career on hold until she lost some weight and this is the distressing result. But I can assure you that Parallax View won't be drawing any further attention to Myleene's career until there's some flesh put back on dem bones.