Cha Cha Cha Changes

It's officially just too hot outside for proper news, darling. Jack White breaks hand but amazingly still lives to see out his 28th birthday blah. Bob Dylan purloins two lines from a book for a song and finds his whole career therefore invalidated bleurgh. Madonna advised by the blogging world to give up her career because her new single only got to Number 2, blimey (just as well our Madge is made of more resilient stuff than you lot otherwise she'd still be making faux-snuff movies in Greenwich Village - whaddayamean, you know, you've already seen Body Of Evidence?!!).

But of course the real scoops are these - the return of the blogosphere's two prodigal sons - James ChaChaCha (who appears to been having all sorts of legal problems from an international footballer) and Mark Zapology. Go visit 'em until something interesting happens in the real world...