Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Just over two years ago she was the perky blonde one in a band enjoying the sales of Britain's fastest-ever selling single. Last year she was enjoying sapphic snogs in public with Myleene Klass in a desperate but no doubt enjoyable bid to stem their flagging sale figures. But can it really be true that Suzanne Shaw is already reduced to appearing in 'double-decker musical blockbuster' Summer Holiday at the Grand Theatre in Wolverhampton alongside such thespian titans as Christopher Biggins, Aimi McDonald and some no-mark from Hollyoaks? Good job this time there's no Cliff, or else Suzanne would be jumping off it, methinks.