Mob Happy

Let's declare certain interests straight away. If I awoke to discover La Maffia's head in my bed I'd find that an offer I couldn't refuse. Nevertheless that isn't the only reason why I reckon her debut solo single 'All Over' comes the nearest of all the So Solid Crew spin-off projects to the propulsive thrill of the Sarf London collective at their best.

With its' mock-Dre production, ridiculous rhyming, goofy male chanting of our heroine's name and frenzied exhortations for 'all the ladeez in the house/shake their ass!' it's a funny, funky riotous blast, everything 'Dirrty' was supposed to be but wasn't. The nation should hang its head in shame when this crawls to just No. 8 or something come the chart rundown on Sunday...