Just got in from watching a preview screening of Alan Parker's The Life Of David Gale (of which more later) to catch the last half of Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Was Phill Jupitus on a jammy gig or what, sat between the lovely (if a little scary) Liz Bonnin and sexy Su-Elise Nash from Misteeq? And how big is Su-Elise's mouth? Very big indeed. Perhaps that explains her apparent saveloy fixation.

DJ Sammy proved good entertainment value too, almost enough for me to forgive him for his atrocious discombobulation of Don Henley's classic The Boys Of Summer. But not quite. He'd have to be at least as gorgeous as Su-Elise Nash for me to be that compassionate. I'm only being honest, as the sweaty fox from Shooting Stars might say. May I point out that any similarities between myself and the perspiring rodent are entirely incidental.

Meanwhile, those of you coming here looking for the video for Misteeq's Scandalous should find it available for download from here. And talking of strange search requests someone came here last week through a search for black booty makes me horny. That you, Cheryl?