Whatever your thoughts on Graybo few could deny his standing as Chichester's most tireless online ambassador and cultural correspondent. So how come he's never mentioned the fact that (according to the NME, no less) 'Britain's most amazing new band', a certain Hope Of The States, are based from his Sussex town?

Having two businesses to run and an exhausting lovelife is no excuse for such slackness, quite frankly. Parallax View politely requests he books them to play the Nags' Head and posts a review and interview for our edification. No rush, mind. By the weekend would do.