2003: A Spacey Oddity

Spacey: it's the final frontier when it comes to some of my female readership. It seems there are more of them out there with the hots for Kevin Spacey than I cared to imagine. And some are even far too young for a blue rinse twinset and pearls. Like Vicky Vodkabird who takes a shot at me thus -

'Tsk - I agree with your work colleague; Kevin Spacey is a divine specimen of man - and his sexuality is either here nor there really; after all it's not as if we lowly plebs would ever get the chance to so much as *touch* his usual suspects.

Don't tell me that such a fan of the female form as yourself doesn't find one or two famous lesbian women attractive, hmm?'

Hmm. Lesbians.