We established in the very early days of PV the exact nature of the Brazilian bikini wax but when is a Brazilian not a Brazilian? Well a new online quiz suggests when it is in actual fact a Hitler 'tache...

And so Craig David presents... Gash or Tash? aims to find out whether you know your landing strips from your male facial fuzz. Warning: you may never be able to look at Mark Lawrenson in the same way again. I scored 14/16 which is kind of reassuring for my cock, I should have thought. Dubious safety for work though.