My Cosmic August Cock-Up

Just back from a day and a bit at the Reading Rock Festival (a review should be forthcoming by the weekend). Due to herculean levels of inactivity on this website belated birthday greetings are due to Dave; Michele and Robyn. We know it's rude to discuss a woman's age, but hey, Dead Kenny is a rude boy (well, he's got a few Specials records if *that* counts) so mention should be made that by his calculation, everyone's favourite ninja polymath has hit a certain flirtysomething landmark this time around. So if you see anyone resembling a blueish ninja polymath on the Underground we're sure she'll appreciate random public transport platitudes such as 'it's how old you feel that counts'. Appreciate it, that is, by fixing you with her dead-eyed ninja polymath stare that will stop you stone cold in your tracks. But erm... it'll be an interesting way to go.

Yet everyone's entitled to one last request, so here's mine: Swedes Please!