The potter's wheel. Except without a pot. Or even, for that matter, a wheel. Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore have gone AWOL too. SOMEONE CALL THEIR AGENTS!

There will be content again here soon, but in the meantime, peruse the recently updated sidebar menu (the scrollbar is your trusty friend), or read this article instead, in which Charlie Brooker made your correspondent laugh out loud not once, not twice, not even three times, but four (count-'em) cotton-pickin', coffee-splurtin' times. And Dead Kenny doesn't normally laugh that much unless something really bad's happened to people he knows (except for *you*, of course).

More soon-ish.