On The Trail Of Capitol Hills

I've tried my very best not to spend too much time watching the coverage of the US presidential election process, because quite frankly, all those big chins and all that scary hair give me trouble sleeping at nights (they let these people near babies, let alone let them kiss them? Those sick fucks!). So, wonkette may be useful for its' hip, bytesize and vaguely satirical take on the whole surreal shebang.

But if you've come here looking for some other kind of Bush, The Top 20 Nude Movie Scenes From 2003 (complete with NOT SAFE FOR WORK pictures) may be more up your back alley. The list includes two actresses over 55 - Diane Keaton and Charlotte Rampling - as well as former childstars Christina Ricci; Justine Bateman; Leelee Sobieski and Josie Davis proving that they're all grown-up and how.

Meanwhile Chuck Palahniuk spills his Guts for Playboy. And goodbye Jethro, hello J-Lo, as Tull keyboard player David Palmer has had a sex change and now calls himself Dee. According to Ananova 'she broke the news to flute playing frontman Ian Anderson by saying: "There's something I need to get off my increasingly ample chest."' Our parents were so right about those fucking hippies. And finally Ryan Adams has broken his wrist after falling off the stage in Liverpool. So now it's official the bloke is a useless tosser.