It's Frothy, Man!

While we're on a food 'n' drink tip (see below) thought I'd show you this picture of petulant popster Avril Lavigne demonstrating she hasn't quite got to grips with the basic etiquette of drinking beer from the bottle. I'm officially not interested in the seventeen-year-old superstar until she's learnt how to swallow. Otherwise, it's such a waste of a good head.

Meanwhile, grim news in this evening confirms that Leeds United midfielder Jody Morris has been formally charged by police for the alleged rape of a 20-year-old woman on a lay-by off the A58 in Wetherby. Morris is due to appear in court in the morning and should he be found guilty, let's hope he didn't use a plastic bottle.

Then he'd really be in trouble with the FA.