It was between 9 and 10pm on Wednesday, when I saw washed-up comedian Bobby Davro dry-humping the ice in excitement during a game of curling with Harvey from So Solid Crew, when I officially declared that the world had gone stark raving mad. The programme was The Games, and this was before Mel C tore her cruciate ligament during a bout of judo with Miss World (aka Azra Akin). On the bright side of things, this should at least postpone any further thoughts about a Spice Girls reunion for the forseeable.

For a more detailed (and indeed, more vicious) autopsy on this televisual farrago, check out this week's Ally Ross column from The Sun.