So Spencer's been evicted from the Big Brother house tonight. Poor lad tried to put a brave face on it but the long-time favourite looked absolutely gutted and close to tears. How stupid do I feel now after a few weeks ago confidently predicting to anyone who'd listen that a bet double on Italy winning the World Cup and Spencer winning Big Brother was a nailed-on thing? About as stupid I imagine as the person who put the dunce into Dunstall Park by sending porn films to a laboratory instead of a horses leg. Easy mistake to make, no? Proof positive that porn stars indeed are built like horses?