What's The Story (No Morning Glory)

It would seem that the media in this country have exactly the same imagination deficit as our football team, judging on the decision of both TalkSport and The Beeb to bow out of their live coverage of this morning's game to the maudlin strains of the latest Oasis mediocrity 'Don't Stop Crying Your Heart Out'. In your humble correspondent's opinion, anyone caught buying this record on the back of today's defeat should be immediately deported and not let back in until they can demonstrate they genuinely have a mind of their own.