Cheryl Tweedy: Guilty Of So Much More Than Murdering 'Girls On Film'

And so the court has decided that while she may well be a common thug, Girls Aloud star Cheryl Tweedy (left) ain't no racist. Which means I have to put my thug-lovin' fantasies of wor Cheryl surrounded by lascivious lesbian lags in the prison showers on hold for the time being, although there is a chance she may end up painting granny's fence (hmm...Cheryl...creosote...excuse me a minute). Having said that, community service for celebrities these days will probably entail visiting schools warning impressionable youngsters on the dangers of heavy drinking, trampy clothes, mood-altering toilet cubicles and taking sweets from strangers?

(picture via BBC News)