Las Catch Up

Lots of people been coming here since Big Bro 4 started looking for pictures of Youssef Sofiane, the West Ham striker who's apparently nobbing recent evictee Tania. Courtesy of News Of The World I can put you all out of your misery as he's the geezer on the right of the picture to your left (if you see what I mean). Given he was out injured for the most of last season (broken cock?) it's probably a useful reminder of what he looks like to the Upton Park coaching staff as well.

Not sure who the donut is on the left but he looks a soft enough dipstick to be on the Tottscum books come August...

Meanwhile diddy Big Brother Little Brother host Dermot O'Leary is to sign up for Radio 1 as a possible long-term replacement for the unlistenable Sara Cox on the Breakfast Show.

Less happy news for another little fella, Newcastle United and Wales footballer Craig Bellamy, who faces charges on three counts of racially-aggravated behaviour. Will give him something to talk about to his new Toon colleagues Woodgate and Bowyer, anyway.

Out Of Sight: Fifteen Films You Haven't Seen But Should. Agree about Last Night.

Recommended bloggage - Mark City (a sprawling metropolis of the mind) which is chock full of stuff about Japanese culture and Big Brother 4 from a bloke who likes (amongst other things) Interpol and Scarlett Thomas.