Just time to wish a very Happy New Year to all my readers. I trust you all had dirty great hangovers this morning because we don't want any lightweights reading this page. Oh no.

I myself just about managed to survive New Years Eve but the details, as ever, are blurry. Still, even though I don't remember doing so, I managed to take out my contacts, hang up my trousers and prepare my morning cup of black coffee, so I couldn't have been that bad. Therefore I reckon I could have probably managed to write down the alphabet in the right order. I mean, nobody gets that drunk, right?

Right, Diana?

Back to work tomorrow, after which I think you can safely assume blogging service will return to near to normal.