Here's a timely reminder of the oil-and-water combination of drinking and driving as it was less a case of stop in the name of love, and more a case of stop in the name of the law and please breathe into this little bag missus, when Motown superstar Diana Ross was arrested on suspicion of 'extreme DUI'.

Hmm. Extreme DUI. That would be a great name for a computer game, don't you think?