Backchat Bonus Balls-Up

I dunno - the backchat features, they're like No.12 buses, wait around for one for ages then two turn up at the same time. And they're driven by big hairy men with tattooed arms, are full of screaming juveniile delinquents and they eat up gallons of petrol before you know it. Hmm. So perhaps on thinking about it, the Backchat feature is nothing really like No.12 buses after all.

But anyway, how are my readers tonight? Have you got a headache? Do you want one? Because the Justin Timberlake saga continues to rumble on. Thomas and our Danish correspondent John have both taken the trouble to write in and advise that The Neptunes did produce 60% of Justified but that Timbaland was responsible for the production on second single Cry Me A River.

There are two conclusions to draw from this - firstly, that Justin is a spoilt little baby who gets to pick hit producers like a kid in a sweetshop. And secondly, never attempt to review a record on the basis of watching the video, however many times you've seen it. Sleeve notes are important.