So convicted shoplifter Winona Ryder escaped jail when sentenced yesterday, but this doesn't seem to be the end of her problems. According to unsubstantiated reports in this morning Winona is a long-term heroin user and painkiller addict.

Still, judging by this picture (left) she may have a future career ahead of her as Elijah (Frodo) Wood's stunt double?

You indieboys and girls may sneer, but this morning I'm still more than ordinarily thrilled about being able to pay my respects to da Boss after securing tickets for the Bruce Springsteen concert at Old Trafford next May. Let it rain, let it rain indeed.

Radio 1 DJ Tim Westwood has been arrested under suspicion of driving under the influence of drugs. Self-styled gangsta Westwood professes to not being overly concerned though:

“I have nothing to worry about — I have never taken drugs, not even a joint.”

Um [cough] whatever.