When it comes to a glitzy premiere for a film like Brian de Palma's Femme Fatale you can always rely on Elena Maddalo (left) (who starred with Jennifer Lopez in The Cell) to supply the necessary tits and asp (not safe for work).

Someone else feeling a little overexposed at the moment is model Lucy Brooker (right) whose racy fashion spread in a recent edition of ailing style mag The Face is thought by many to have crossed the border between fashion pastiche and genuine porn.

It's a little sad though that people are already writing obituaries for Brooker's career while no-one seems to be saying the same thing about the un-named male model involved (who looks a little like Alex from Big Brother 3 but with a bit more...erm...meat on him). Double standards again?

(via supermodels are lonelier than you think)