As I said when the first rumours surfaced, I could care less about a Hear'say split, but would always have room in my heart for the Myleene Klass cleavage. But commiserations to the band as constant 'abuse' has led to them finally calling it a day. While we know that Myleene (left, picture from The Sun) has little option but to put up a bold front, rest assured Parallax View is at the head of the queue to help lick her wounds in private.

Due to public demand here's Steve Bell's cartoon on the John Major/Edwina Currie affair.

Amidst totally unsubstantiated rumours of a backstage fight Idlewild bassist Bob Fairfoull has left the band, according to NME.

Robyn is back from San Francisco and is already homesick for her holiday. Go make her feel welcome so she doesn't go back there.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs have a new single out in November. Album follows early in New Year.

As the saga of my upcoming Ladeez Night feature is spreading further and wider than a Tory ex-Cabinet member's legs I've decided to release it in weekly installments. Starting tomorrow, as long as Blogger behaves itself...