You may have spotted in the tabloids this week that reclusive West Ham chairman Terence Brown [pictured left] has raised his head from above wads of money to deliver a verdict on the club's bottom-of-the-table plight. Did he finger the players for their inability to score goals in one end and keep them out t'other? Did he question the tactical nous and motivational ability of the rookie manager Glenn Roeder? Nah. Terry Brown knows the score. It's all the fans' fault.

Obvious, really. I'm so glad he's cleared that all up.