He's no Cisse, he's the new Vieira?

In today's The Sun West Ham's new French midfield star Edouard Cisse (left) lays claim to be the new Vieira. One step at a time Eddie, me old china.

Stephen and Alistair Reid. They're brothers. They love movies. They like to write. Tagline is the result.

Ex-Hear'say star Kym Ryder is reported to have offered The People a deal whereby they could take posed topless snaps of her during her honeymoon in return for £40,000. The People politely declined. But took photos anyway (nsfw, some popups/popunders).

'There is the creepy atmosphere of the...scariest apartment since the one in David Lynch's film Lost Highway; there is the tender and beautifully judged ending; and above all, there is Coraline herself, brave and frightened, self-reliant and doubtful, and finally triumphant.' Excerpt from rave review of Neil Gaiman's childrens book Coraline.