Fox In The Box. Or At Least That's What I Think He Said.

Star strikers come and star strikers go, but a young Raith Rovers hotshot by the name of David Goodwillie is likely to stick in the memory for reasons right and wrong. Goodwillie, apparently a master at keepy-uppies with a tendency to dribble unexpectedly, attributes much of his success in the box to what's stuffed down his shorts. Now now, ladies and gents, please calm down, his seedy secret is in fact that's where he's keeping his melons.

Whatever, but we can't help feeling that the deadeye dick will finally meet his match if he ever comes up against Quim. We're referring to the Portugese international goalkeeper, of course!