I dunno. Turn your back for one minute (well, OK, a few days, if you must be pedantic) and looksee what happens. Muscling in on my niche market *and* taking the moral high ground at the same time? That'll be the Graybo!

No disrespect to those concerned but getting excited about female celebrities must be a darned sight more interesting to read about than purple washing-up liquid, double-glazing contract software and the joys of gardening, I reckon. You lot just don't realise what lucky, lucky people you are.