Cheers (aka Another Episode About Lesbians, Beer and Me)

I'm afraid I failed miserably in Anja's Pop Quiz For Customers. I was doing quite well at one point but just couldn't resist the answer 'I am the only person in the world who really exists, others are just extras in the great, top-rating sitcom that is my life'. I mean, c'mon doesn't everyone think like that? [cue canned laughter]

And because you can never be complacent about ratings (what with BBC Three and all, see below) I'm going to commission Anja (who has a positively smokin' new design btw, will it get banned in the US?) in her crucial supporting role as my crazy but talented Norwegian online chum to deliver an mpeg of her performing the I-Don't-Care dance post-haste. 'The I Don't Care-dance is an interpretive dance: The disgruntled service rep or salesperson jumps from foot to foot while clapping his or her hands and chanting I DON'T CARE loudly simultaneously.' David Brent eat yer heart out. [cue whoops, hollering and a word from our sponsors]

And now for a commercial break (via Off On A Tangent). This Miller Lite catfight ad [cue audience wolf-whistles] features two busty women arguing over the respective merits of the beverage, the action spilling over to a swimming pool and mudpit before suggestively taking the action (ahem) indoors. Think of it as Tatu for grown-ups. If you're on a dial-up or just want to cut to the chase though, here are some pictures of one of the Miller Lite girls Kitana Baker stark bollockless naked (not remotely safe for work).