I'm beginning to question Sven-Goran's judgement. No I'm not talking about the Ulrikka Jonnson revelations. Football's a man's game. Men fuck women over. Wake me up when you have some news. It's a story only really the Daily Mail could possibly get worked up about.

No, I'm much more concerned with his decision to select Chelsea's Frank Lumplard in midfield ahead of Lee Bowyer and Joe Cole. Is Sven the only man who rates Fat Frank ahead of those two? It seems to have fired up Cole (pictured left) anyways as he ran the show for the Under-21s last night, setting up a couple of goals and scoring a stunner himself in the dying minutes.

Would you believe it but Mr. Erikkson had already left the building by the time Joey scored? Aren't we paying him enough that he can put up with a little traffic congestion?