Will the last one out please switch off the lights?

Regular readers will know I've got little time for Big Brother 3 contestant Sandy, the pontificating, miserable, snobbish Scot that he is. Only yesterday I said 'let's hope he does the decent thing and walks'. Well he's gone one better than that, having completed a great escape from the BB house while the other housemates were watching their 25 minutes worth of the England game. Given that it's difficult to understand what Sandy was expecting from his experience (he was never going to win the thing, and he knew it) maybe he'd been planning the dramatic Steve McQueen impression all along...