Thankfully, my e-mail seems to be working again. You know, I really missed all that spam. But lucky for you readers sometimes I get a mail from someone like Mark pointing out an article where various soap stars like Emmerdale's Sheree Murphy and Hollyoaks' Kate Baines (no, I don't know, either) popped out during some awards ceremony or other. Such activity should be nipped in the bud, if you ask me.