Cor baby, that's really twee. There's an unlikely campaign brewing by John Otway's fans to engineer a number one for the eccentric crooner on his 50th birthday. It could just need 40,000 sales to obtain the top slot in the single charts come October, they reckon. Just one minor hitch to their plans though, for in the last 2 years only 7,000 or so have visited their site...(link via metafilter)