May all your entendres be (mixed) doubles.

Arrived home in a foul mood from work, and switched the radio on to hear Hawksbee and Jacobs on TalkSport discussing Boris Becker and his rapstar girlfriend Sabrina Setlur. Jacobs blurted out a pun about Setlur's offering 'express relief' without immediately realising the implication of his cunning linguistics and I'm ashamed to admit this left me chuckling to myself for far too many minutes.

Those with fast connections may enjoy the video of Sabrina performing the quite-impressive-actually 'Keine Ist' here.