Now I'm quite partial to the first meal of the day. Particularly if there's sausages involved. Or Sugar Puffs (incidentally, currently ploughing my way through the second box of the stuff, but worth it to get hold of the prized 'luminous Scooby Doo van').

But that's nothing on the zealot(s) on a local housing estate who've taken the trouble to daub 'I LUV BREAKFAST' in dirty great white paint all over their bus stop. Now that's real dedication to the snap, crackle and pop in your life, that is.