It had to happen...Which World Cup footballer are you? I'm Freddie Ljungberg, apparently: 'Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled'.

Wot? Not a hatchet man? Do these guys know who they're talking to etc...