Jumping on the van wagon

If there isn't such a phrase as pop culture victim I think there should be, if only to describe me. But c'mon, I'm not the only one to blow all my food budget on buying up as many special boxes of Quaker's Sugar Puffs as seemed necessary to be sure of obtaining the green luminous Scooby Doo van as used in their sleazy sex games by Alex, Adele and Kate in the Big Brother house? Am I?

What? I am? Oh, OK. I just hope that Sugar Puffs are nutritionally complete as they're all I got to eat til payday. Erm...whoops.

PS. By buying so many boxes of the same breakfast brand does that make me a cereal monogamist? Just askin'...

Related link: Confessions of a breakfast cereal addict.